Servers Share Their Worst Verbal Slip-Ups With Restaurant Customers

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    Font - Posted by u/ in_a_skirt 23 hours ago 8 What's the worst verbal slip up you've had with a customer?
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    Font - I'll go first. One time I was walking through the aisle after running food and this old lady with a walker was also in the aisle and she said "I'm sorry" while trying to get by. I looked
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    Font - at her and started to say "you're good" then halfway through switched it to "you're okay" But the way it came out was "you're gaaaay" I hid in boh for a while after that
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    Organism - JustTurtleSoup 14 hr. ago Serving some older ladies for lunch, finish up and go to say "enjoy the rest of your day" but instead I said "enjoy the rest of your days". Reply Share 463
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    Font - Omniseed 13 hr. ago I used to ask people who were paying by card over the phone, 'and when is your expiration?' regularly At least once it came out as 'and when will you expire'
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    Font - alfy2pointohno. 20 hr. ago Had a weirdly placed table that the only way to approach it to say hello was greeting them while 2 guests didn't face you. I noticed 3 adults and a child. Walking up I mentioned oh, did you need me to grab a booster seat? Turns out the "child" was a little person and I died inside. Still think about it to this day 15 years ago. Reply Share 890
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    Font - esnelson64 17 hr. ago Customer asked for something and instead of saying no problem I said your problem 235 Reply Share
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    Gesture - sunflowerads 17 hr. ago i think about the story someone posted about how they meant to say "i wouldn't care if you guys kil d somebody in front of me" as a joke after someone at the table
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    Font - apologized for something silly and accidentally said "i wouldn't care if you guys kil d yourselves in front of me" at least once a week. cracks me up every time. Reply Share 718
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    Font - snakecatinafakehat 14 hr. ago Mine was small but a table asked for something mild like an extra plate or something and when I brought it I meant to say "Let me know if you need anything else" but for some reason instead I said "Let me know if you
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    Font - ACTUALLY need anything." I just stood there for a sec and we stared at each other before I just ran away. Gave them impeccable service the rest of the meal Imao 227 Reply Share
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    Font - Optimus Primeval 14 hr. ago. edited 14 hr. ago . When asked to describe a beer, what I had meant to say was that, "it has notes of toffee and dark chocolate," but what fell out of my mouth was that, "it has notes of toffee and dick chocolate."
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    Font - At a fine dining restaurant, when dropping off some caramelized bananas, I forgot where I was and said, "I got your nanners." When trying to say, "take your time" and "no rush" at the same time, I instead made a noise that I can only describe as a musical bee buzzing around. I died inside.
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    Rectangle - Strgwththisone 14 hr. ago 2 2 2 · Told them I was excited for a new job and just wanted to spread my legs and fly.....I think about that twice every five minutes. 592 Reply Share
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    Font - stix-and-stones. 18 hr. ago After reading these, mine isn't nearly as bad but when I drop a check, I always say "take your time, no rush". This time I said "no time, take a rush" like what 497 ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - thedeafbadger. 13 hr. ago "Hey how are you furks (folks) doing tonight?" ↑ 155 Reply Share
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    Font - aquarianexpositionn 14 hr. ago. edited 8 hr. ago Once dropped off food at a table that wasn't even mine and without even thinking went "love you!" before immediately turning around and walking away as
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    Font - quickly as possible. The confused look on their faces when I glanced back in horror still haunts me late at night. Stayed away from that side of the restaurant until they left. 147 Reply Share
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    Font - BeastlyBobcat. 15 hr. ago. edited 48 min. ago Last week this ditzy girl I work with was waiting on some guys, they asked where the beer list was. She said, "You can find them in the black cock book" she forgot so say "cocktail book" lol 4130 Reply Share
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    Rectangle - kaptionless 15 hr. ago A coworker delivered ribs to a table last week and enthusiastically stated "that's a nice rack!" Mortified for the rest of the night 131 ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - smoothestsayer. 13 hr. ago Asked a customer how their day was, and they said something like "it's going great!" and I was thinking 'aw that's so nice, and you have so much day left to
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    Font - enjoy' but what I said was "there's a lot of day left" and they took it to mean 'well, it's gonna get worse from here.' Poor guy was like "oh, yeah I guess so." Reply Share 113
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    Font - cherenkov_light. 14 hr. ago I was helping a table that had just come from a metal concert that was playing the venue by my stop. They were all decked out in hard rock gear; they clearly put a lot of work into their look.
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    Font - I bring them their food, and just commented, "girl, you look so HEAVY!" She started to cry. So yeah. No tip for me from them. Reply Share 86
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    Font - Enofile 13 hr. ago Co worker at a fine dinning dining restaurant with pepper mill in hand. Guest had an Extremely low cut dress. "Would you like some ground nipple?" He hid in the kitchen for a while. 71 Reply Share
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    Font - D Zinokk 14 hr. ago A regular table of mine (that I didn't really like but engaged in back and forth conversation with) told me they were moving to Mexico for work.
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    Font - I absently asked her if she spoke Mexican. I realized instantly and dind inside. 60 Reply Share

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